My only expectation was expecting to get my phone back. And maybe eating something chocolate.

[In his defense - in her defense - she's always, well... defensive. At least 50% of the time. When she's not being obnoxious or brash. Or violating every definition of personal space in the book. Still, she tries a lighter approach.]

Look, if you'd like to hold onto it for sentimental reasons, I completely understand. I'll just need a replacement.